Bro, give this dealer the Golden Hands MVP already! 🔥😂

 

🎩 Bro, Give This Dealer the Golden Hands MVP Already! 🔥😂

In the world of poker, there are dealers… and then there are dealers. You know, the ones who somehow always deal the drama, the heartbreak, the miracle river cards — or in this case, the "death by 7-6 offsuit" special.

Just look at this scene.

Dylan, rocking the “Miracle Worker” cap, was clearly hoping for divine intervention. He shoved all-in with Ace-deuce offsuit, probably thinking, “Okay, it’s not great, but let’s pray these clowns fold.”

But nah, not today.

In comes William with 7♦ 6♣, casually slamming down his chips like he’s holding aces. And Jasper? Holding 6♠ 2♣ — what is this, a low-card convention? 🤔

And then, BOOM 💥 — the flop comes out 5♦ 3♥ 4♠.

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Yeah. You read that right. A straight for William, and poor Dylan is already drawing dead. Not a river in the world could save him.

Meanwhile, Jasper’s just standing there like, “I was just here to steal blinds, man.”

But the real MVP here?
👉 THE DEALER.
How do you even deal a flop like that without cracking a smile?

This kind of chaos doesn’t just happen. It’s crafted. It’s delivered.
It’s Golden Hands status.

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Moral of the story?

Be kind to your dealer. You never know when they’ll turn into the final boss of your poker dreams. 😅